House Rules

I love rules

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♠ Rules

£10 buy-in. Cash preferred. We do not have a contactless payment set up yet. Coming 2028
Re-buying in is ONLY available during the first blind, and only available to the first eliminated player.
Blinds last 30 mins, with the exception of the opening blind which is 45.
Kind Blind may be offered if a player cannot match a blind, and all players simply match at the lowest player's chips. This is actually not kind at all and basically entirely because none of us can be fucked counting split pots.
Jess is always allowed to watch but must always do so from the poker cuck chair.

♣ Chip Values

(yes ignore the numbers on them, yes it's stupid, yes we know)

White - 1
Yellow - 2
Pink - 5
Blue - 10
Purple / Green - 20